In his final years, my grandfather suffered from many strokes, dementia, and extreme hard-of-hearingness (yes, I like to make words up). In one of his many visits to the hospital while he was still pretty much with it, yet exceedingly hard of hearing, the nurse was telling him what they were going to be doing to him. She was going down the list, and he was sitting there nodding. She asked him if he had ever had a catheter before and he suddenly became very indignant. "I am NOT a cat hater!", he tells her in a very offended tone of voice.
Cat hater. hahaha