Tuesday, January 13, 2004
nanananananananana, and really bad eggs...Drink up me hearties YO HO!
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Have I mentioned that my lastest fascination is Pirates of the Caribbean? I almost didn't watch it because of Johnny Depp. In fact, I didn't watch it until this month. Johnny D. has kind of put me off the last few years. The whole downhill slide after Edward Scissorhands and What's Eating Gilbert Grape. But, Orlando Bloom won out. Mmmm.. elf or pirate... I'd watch him anyday. So, color me shocked when my favorite in the movie was Captain Jack Sparrow. That part was made for him, or he made that part, either way.... I'm hooked. Aye! Avast!